yuripink:

i feel like im in the sims where it takes 5 hours to make pasta and then u have to immediately go to bed

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sandsvendor100:

sandsvendor100:

Harder Better Faster Strogger

When I Walk My Toes Get Longger

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teenagerposts:

me after 15 seconds of work: i just cant do this anymore

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ruinedchildhood:

pocblog:

Originally posted by yourreactiongifs

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dimplelylee:

theryanproject:

Where my introverts at?

home

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cuttlefishculler:

sinbadism:

pleasefireme:

Please fire me. I work at McDonald’s and last week I spent 15 minutes trying to explain to an old man they we do not sell hot dogs (McDogs as he claimed it) then he threatened to report me for “withholding products from him”!

hes from an alternate timeline

the McDogs man actually proves the multiverse theory

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vrixie:

irisannwest:

do you ever

do you ever just have

that one class

that one freaking class

that just depresses you when you think about it because

oh god you hate it so much

The bourgeoisie

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mermaidlili:

mynameisanthony:

blanksexual:

it pisses me off when i get customers at my job who tell me “at least it’s FRIDAY” like..no?? it is at best my Wednesday like are you from a magical world where everybody gets a weekend? fuck you

I’m laughing bc in food and retail fridays are the beginning of the three hell days

A customer to me last Saturday while I was serving them drinks: “Well aren’t you glad it’s Saturday and you can relax?”

Me: “… I am working”

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khiroshige:

I honestly wish I had Lena Dunham’s confidence. She’s just out here ugly as hell, stupid as hell, annoying as hell, and she’s living so what the fuck am I insecure for?

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